Ooh! I have a list of his bad qualities all ready to go!! I wrote one a while back for scolding purposes when he left the milk out….
In no particular order:
He likes the house to be freezing even though the AC runs up our electric bill. He leaves his shoes in the exact places I’m mostly likely to trip over them. He makes fun of my hair, my books and my ankles. He thinks he’s so freaking cool, ugh.
He likes to cook stinky fish. He takes the longest showers of any human being on the planet (for a while I was convinced he was part fish) and he steals my shampoo and then lies about it. He leaves dishes in the sink for days at a time.
He’s sarcastic, lazy, drooly, and he sheds everywhere. It’s like living with a wolf or something.
And… best things? Um… hmm.
You know, I think this answer’s getting long enough. If I were to list all the best things about him it would never end. Stinky fish or not, Soul’s a pretty cool partner.